Best quotes to send by SMS
Arthur Brisbane A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Author: Arthur Brisbane

Wilson Mizner A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Author: Wilson Mizner

Lord Jeffery A good name, like good will, is got by many actions and lost by one.
Author: Lord Jeffery

Anonymous A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Author: Anonymous

Walt Whitman A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.
Author: Walt Whitman

The best jokes to send by SMS
Banana jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Banana ! Banana who ? Banana split so ice creamed !
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Baby jokes What is a baby bee? A little humbug.
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Baby jokes Knock knock. Who's there? Underwear. Underwear who? Underwear my baby is tonight?
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Baby jokes Why did you drop the baby? Well, Mrs Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see if he did.
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Baby jokes Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes