Best quotes to send by SMS

A good friend can tell you what is the matter with you in a minute. He may not seem such a good friend after telling.
Author: Arthur Brisbane
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while he gets to know something.
Author: Wilson Mizner
A good name, like good will, is got by many actions and lost by one.
Author: Lord Jeffery
A good scare is worth more to a man than good advice.
Author: Anonymous
A great city is that which has the greatest men and women.
Author: Walt Whitman
The best jokes to send by SMS

Knock Knock
Who's there !
Banana
!
Banana who ?
Banana split so ice creamed !
This is the joke from a category: Banana jokes
What is a baby bee?
A little humbug.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Underwear.
Underwear who?
Underwear my baby is tonight?
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Why did you drop the
baby?
Well, Mrs
Smith said he was a bonny bouncing baby, so I wanted to see
if he
did.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes
Doctor, doctor, my
baby's swallowed a watch!
Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
This is the joke from a category: Baby jokes