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To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend.
Author: Jacques Derrida

To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline of education must therefore be to refuse resolutely to feed the mind with canned chatter.
Author: Aleister Crowley

To resist the frigidity of old age one must combine the body, the mind and the heart - and to keep them in parallel vigor one must exercise, study and love.
Author: Karl von Bonstetten

To achieve the impossible dream, try going to sleep.
Author: Joan Klempner

I still have a lot to learn - about the business, about music, and about myself. Its exciting.
Author: Britney Spears

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set ? A boa constructor !
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What do you get if you cross a snake and a pig ? A boar constrictor !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes

What do you get if you cross a trumpet and a serpent ? A snake in the brass !
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What should you do if you find a snake sleeping in your bed ? Sleep in the wardrobe !
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What's the difference between a headmaster and a poisonous snake ? You can make a pet out of a snake !
This is the joke from a category: Snake jokes