Best quotes to send by SMS
Walter Bagehot The greatest mistake is trying to be more agreeable than you can be.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Hermann Hesse If you hate a person, you hate something in him that is part of yourself. What isn't part of ourselves doesn't disturb us.
Author: Hermann Hesse

Michel de Montaigne The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Walter Bagehot The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
Author: Walter Bagehot

John Kenneth Galbraith The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolzano ! Bolzano who ? Bolzano the door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Borg ! Borg who ? Borg standard !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boyzone ! Boyzone who ? Boyzone adventures !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brewster ! Brewster who ? Brewsters can wake you up in the morning singing cock-a-doodle doo !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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