I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Author: Rita Rudner

The great secret of power is never to will to do more than you can accomplish.
Author: Henrik Ibsen

Only the educated are free.
Author: Epictetus

In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Author: Coco Chanel

The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bert ! Bert who ? Bert the dinner !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Betsy ! Betsy who ? Betsy of all, it's a cadillac !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Biafra ! Biafra who ? Biafra'id, be very afraid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bingo ! Bingo who ? Bingo'ng to come and see you for ages !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bjorn ! Bjorn who ? Bjorn with a silver spoon in his mouth !
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