Best quotes to send by SMS
Robert Ingersoll The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Ruth Benedict The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
Author: Ruth Benedict

Albert Einstein The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Author: Albert Einstein

Carl Jung The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

Noel Coward The higher the buildings, the lower the morals.
Author: Noel Coward

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brook ! Brook who ? Brook-lyn bridge !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bud ! Bud who ? Budweiser, the King of Beers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buggy ! Buggy who ? Buggy Jean is not my lover !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bun ! Bun who ? Bun-nies make lovely pets !
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