The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without f
Author: Real Live Preacher

The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
Author: Jonathan Swift

The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bar-B-Q! Bar-B-Q who ? Bar-B-Q-t, but I think you're even cuter !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bark ! Bark who ? Bark you car on the drive !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bashful ! Bashful who ? I can't tell you, I'm so embarrassed !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Becca ! Becca who ? Becca the net !
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