The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
Author: William O. Douglas

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.
Author: Rita Rudner

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Knock Knock Who's there ! B-4 ! B-4 who ? B-4 I freeze to death, please open this door !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Balloon ! Balloon who ? Balloon velvet !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben ! Ben who ? Ben knocking on this door all morning !
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