I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Author: Moby

The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Author: Seneca

The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
Author: William James

The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Author: William Shakespeare

Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still.
Author: Patricia Russell-McCloud

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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