Best quotes to send by SMS

Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
Never despair; but if you do, work on in despair.
Author: Edmund Burke
'T is better to be lowly born,
And range with humble livers in content,
Than to be perked up in a glistering grief,
And wear a golden sorrow.
Author: William Shakespeare
Take a music bath once or twice a week for a few seasons, and you will find that it is to the soul what the water bath is to the body.
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes
The best jokes to send by SMS

Why did the farmer call his
horse
Baseball?
Because it's covered with horsehide!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the man call his horse
Fleabag?
Because he was often scratched!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why is it difficult to
identify horses from
the back?
They're always switching their tails!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
You said this horse could
jump as high as a
ten foot fence and he can't jump at all.
Well neither can a
fence!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
A man has a racehorse, never won a
race. Man
in disgust says," Horse, you win today or you pull a milk
wagon
tomorrow morning." The starting gate opens, the horses take-off,
they
move the gate away and there lays his horse asleep on the track. He
kicks the horse and asks, "WHY ARE YOU SLEEPING. The horse, half
asleep says, "I have to get up at three in the morning."
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes