Best quotes to send by SMS
Otto Von Bismarck Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

Robert R. Coveyou The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

Sigmund Freud The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Euripides The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides

Thomas a Kempis The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ? Arbus leaves in 5 minutes ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ari ! Ari who ? Arin't you glad you use Dial !
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