Best quotes to send by SMS
Thomas a Kempis The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Bob Marley The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley

Charles de Gaulle The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle

Adolf Hitler The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler

Emily Dickinson One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bargain ! Bargain who ? Bargain up the wrong tree !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bart ! Bart who ? Bart-enders serve drinks !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beaver E ! Beaver E who ? Beaver E quiet and nobody will find us !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !
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