Best quotes to send by SMS
Seneca The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Author: Seneca

William James The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
Author: William James

William Shakespeare The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Author: William Shakespeare

Patricia Russell-McCloud Life is an escalator: You can move forward or backward; you can not remain still.
Author: Patricia Russell-McCloud

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night.
Author: Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brent ! Brent who ? Brent out of shape !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridget ! Bridget who ? London Bridget, is falling down, falling down... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Briony ! Briony who ? Briony, beautiful sea !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bubbles ! Bubbles who ? Bubbles, bangles, and beads...!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buffer ! Buffer who ? Buffer you can say Jack Robinson !
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