Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

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