The foxes have holes, and the birds of the air have nests; but the Son of Man hath not where to lay his head.
Author: Bible

Man is the only kind of varmint who sets his own trap, baits it, then steps on it.
Author: John Steinbeck

Perfection of moral virtue does not wholly take away the passions, but regulates them.
Author: Saint Thomas Aquinas

I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Knock Knock Who's there ! Amory ! Amory who ? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ann ! Ann who ? Ann-onymous !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Annetta ! Annetta who ? Annetta joke like that and you're off this bus !
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