Best quotes to send by SMS
Michel de Montaigne The greatest thing in the world is to know how to belong to oneself.
Author: Michel de Montaigne

Walter Bagehot The habit of common and continuous speech is a symptom of mental deficiency.
Author: Walter Bagehot

John Kenneth Galbraith The happiest time of anyone's life is just after the first divorce.
Author: John Kenneth Galbraith

Bible The harvest truly is plenteous, but the laborers are few.
Author: Bible

Bible The heart knoweth his own bitterness.
Author: Bible

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bridie ! Bridie who ? Bridie light of the silvery moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bronte ! Bronte who ? Bronte of the blow !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Buckle ! Buckle who ? Buckle get you a drink but not much else !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bumbry ! Bumbry who ? Bumbry tuna !
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