Best quotes to send by SMS
Bob Marley The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley

Charles de Gaulle The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle

Adolf Hitler The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler

Emily Dickinson One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Elbert Hubbard The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beets ! Beets who ? Beets me, but I just forgot the joke !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Belize ! Belize who ? Belize yourself then !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ben Hur! Ben Hur who ? Ben Hur an hour - let me in!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bera ! Bera who ? Bera necessity !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
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