Best quotes to send by SMS
Emma Goldman The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman

William Shakespeare The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare

William Gibson The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson

Lord McCauley The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley

Chinese Proverb The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammonia ! Ammonia who ? Ammonia a poor little sparrow !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amy ! Amy who? Amy for the top!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Andrew ! Andrew who ? Andrew all her money out of the bank !
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