Best quotes to send by SMS
Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr. I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.

David Reisman Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
Author: David Reisman

T. S. Eliot Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Author: T. S. Eliot

Anwar el-Sadat I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Author: Anwar el-Sadat

Richard M. Nixon Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Author: Richard M. Nixon

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What is the strongest animal? A racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at once!
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Horse jokes What's black and white and turns cartwheels? A piebald horse pulling a cart!
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Horse jokes Where do you take a sick horse? To the Horspital!
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Horse jokes Why did the artist put on a show of horse paintings? He wanted to mount an exhibit!
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Horse jokes Why did the horse stir his cereal with his hoof? Because he wanted to feel his oats!
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