Best quotes to send by SMS

I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
Author: David Reisman
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Author: T. S. Eliot
I was brought up to believe that how I saw myself was more important than how others saw me.
Author: Anwar el-Sadat
Sure there are dishonest men in local government. But there are dishonest men in national government too.
Author: Richard M. Nixon
The best jokes to send by SMS

What is the strongest
animal?
A
racehorse, because it can take hundreds of people for a ride at
once!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What's black and white and turns
cartwheels?
A piebald horse pulling a cart!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Where do you take a sick horse?
To the
Horspital!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the artist put on a show of
horse
paintings?
He wanted to mount an exhibit!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
Why did the horse stir his cereal with his
hoof?
Because he wanted to feel his oats!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes