Best quotes to send by SMS
Desiderius Erasmus The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

R. Buckminster Fuller Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Ilya Prigogine The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

William Shakespeare The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Author: Unknown

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alva ! Alva who ? Alva heart !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amaso ! Amaso who ? Amaso sorry you don't remember me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ammon ! Ammon who ? Ammon old hand at picking locks !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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