I think everyone should have a Beatles phase in their life. I think it's part of growing up in the Western world.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Author: Homer

In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.
Author: John Ruskin

The government consists of a gang of men exactly like you and me. They have, taking one with another, no special talent for the business of government; they have only a talent for getting and holding office.
Author: H. L. Mencken

The actual tragedies of life bear no relation to one's preconceived ideas. In the event, one is always bewildered by their simplicity, their grandeur of design, and by that element of the bizzare which seems inherent in them.
Author: Jean Cocteau

Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Asa ! Asa who ! Asa-int amongst men !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ? Attila you no lies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ayatollah ! Ayatollah who ? Ayatollah you already !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Badger ! Badger who ? Badger cookies !
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