Best quotes to send by SMS
Coco Chanel In order to be irreplaceable one must always be different.
Author: Coco Chanel

Robert Ingersoll The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
Author: Robert Ingersoll

Ruth Benedict The happiest excitement in life is to be convinced that one is fighting for all one is worth on behalf of some clearly seen and deeply felt good.
Author: Ruth Benedict

Albert Einstein The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
Author: Albert Einstein

Carl Jung The healthy man does not torture others - generally it is the tortured who turn into torturers.
Author: Carl Jung

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bond ! Bond who ? Bond to succeed !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Boris ! Boris who ? Boris with more knock knock jokes !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brad ! Brad who ? Brad news I'm afraid !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brian ! Brian who ? Brian drain !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Brie ! Brie who ? Brie me my supper !
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