Best quotes to send by SMS
Dick Cavett If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Author: Dick Cavett

Belva Plain How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
Author: Belva Plain

Epictetus The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

Real Live Preacher If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without f
Author: Real Live Preacher

Baltasar Gracian The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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