If your parents never had children, chances are you won't, either.
Author: Dick Cavett

How helpless we are, like netted birds, when we are caught by desire!
Author: Belva Plain

The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Author: Epictetus

If you want to write you must have faith in yourself. Faith enough to believe that if a thing is true about you, it is likely true about many people. And if you can have faith in your integrity and your motives, then you can write about yourself without f
Author: Real Live Preacher

The great art of giving consists in this: the gift should cost very little and yet be greatly coveted, so that it may be the more highly appreciated.
Author: Baltasar Gracian

Knock Knock Who's there ! Army Ant ! Army Ant who ? Army Ants coming for tea then ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Artichoke ! Artichoke who ! Artichoke when he swallowed his yo-yo !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Athena ! Athena who ? Athena reindeer landing on your roof !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Axel ! Axel who ? Axel grease !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Baby Owl ! Baby Owl who ? Baby Owl see you later, maybe I won't !
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