Best quotes to send by SMS
Confucius Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and lo! Virtue is at hand.
Author: Confucius

Cornelius Tacitus In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but peace and quiet cannot be established without virtue.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

Heda Bejar The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Author: Heda Bejar

Donald Trump Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Author: Donald Trump

Jim Bishop The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Author: Jim Bishop

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexander ! Alexander who ? Alexander friend are coming over !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ? Ali-luyah, at last you've opened the door !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Allegra ! Allegra who ? Allegra is broken !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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