Best quotes to send by SMS
Adolf Hitler The great masses of the people... will more easily fall victims to a great lie than to a small one.
Author: Adolf Hitler

Emily Dickinson One need not be a chamber to be haunted; One need not be a house; The brain has corridors surpassing Material place.
Author: Emily Dickinson

Elbert Hubbard The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.
Author: Elbert Hubbard

Walter Bagehot The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.
Author: Walter Bagehot

Nat King Cole The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return.
Author: Nat King Cole

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bertha ! Bertha who ? Bertha-day greetings !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette ! Bette who ? Bette of roses!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bibi ! Bibi who ? Bibi Bibi Bunting ... !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Biro ! Biro who ? Biro light of the moon !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !
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