Best quotes to send by SMS
R. Buckminster Fuller Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Ilya Prigogine The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

William Shakespeare The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Author: Unknown

Jadelr and Cristina Cordova I think everyone should have a Beatles phase in their life. I think it's part of growing up in the Western world.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amour ! Amour who? Amour you eat, the more you want !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anderson ! Anderson who ? Anderson and daughter came too !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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