Best quotes to send by SMS
Madeleine L'Engle The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.
Author: Madeleine L'Engle

Sir William Osler The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

Moby I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Author: Moby

Seneca The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Author: Seneca

William James The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
Author: William James

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Billy Bragg ! Billy Bragg who ? Billy Braggs too much, tell him to stop it !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bitter Bianca ! Bitter Bianca who ? Bitter Bianca next train out of here, pardner !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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