I shall curse you with book and bell and candle.
Author: Sir Thomas Malory

The golden moments in the stream of life rush past us and we see nothing but sand; the angels come to visit us, and we only know them when they are gone.
Author: George Eliot

Ideals are like stars: you will not succeed in touching them with your hands, but like the seafaring man on the ocean desert of waters, you choose them as your guides, and following them, you reach your destiny.
Author: Carl Schurz

Humanity is acquiring all the right technology for all the wrong reasons.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

The great and invigorating influences in American life have been the unorthodox: the people who challenge an existing institution or way of life, or say and do things that make people think.
Author: William O. Douglas

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Knock Knock Who's there ! Armageddon ! Armageddon who ? Armageddon getting out of here !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arson ! Arson who ! Arson McCullers !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Asia ! Asia who ? Asia mum in?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Austen ! Austen who ? Austen-tentatiously well off !
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