Strong reasons make strong actions.
Author: William Shakespeare

Not only is the universe stranger than we imagine, it is stranger than we can imagine.
Author: Sir Arthur Eddington

I have not lost my mind - it's backed up on disk somewhere.
Author: Unknown

Middle age is when you've met so many people that every new person you meet reminds you of someone else.
Author: Ogden Nash

Such is the common process of marriage. A youth and maiden exchange meeting by chance, or brought together by artifice, exchange glances, reciprocate civilities, go home, and dream of one another. Having little to divert attention, or diversify thought, t
Author: Samuel Johnson

What duo were famous for stealing horses? Bonnie and Clydesdale!
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What happened to the horse that swallowed a dollar bill? It bucked!
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What is a horses favourite TV show? Neeeebours
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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What's as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
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