The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks

The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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