Best quotes to send by SMS
Doris Lessing The great secret that all old people share is that you really haven't changed in 70 or 80 years. Your body changes, but you don't change at all.
Author: Doris Lessing

Garth Brooks The greatest conflicts are not between two people but between one person and himself.
Author: Garth Brooks

Rene Descartes The greatest minds are capable of the greatest vices as well as of the greatest virtues.
Author: Rene Descartes

Thomas Carlyle The greatest of faults, I should say, is to be conscious of none.
Author: Thomas Carlyle

John Ruskin The greatest thing a human soul ever does in this world is to see something and tell what it saw in a plain way. Hundreds of people can talk for one who can think, but thousands can think for one who can see. To see clearly is poetry, prophecy and religio
Author: John Ruskin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bette-lou ! Bette-lou who ? Bette-lou a few pounds !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bill ! Bill who ? Bill-tup area !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bison ! Bison who ? Bison girl scout cookies !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Blanche ! Blanche who ? Blanche not !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bo ! Bo who ? Bo Geste !
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