The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson

The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley

The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb

The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles

The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson

Knock Knock Who's there ! April ! April who ? April might make you feel better !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Argo ! Argo who ? Argo down to the beach for my holidays
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arizona ! Arizona who ? Arizona room for one of us in this town !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnold ! Arnold who ? Arnold friend of yours is a friend of mine !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
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