The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius

The free expression of the hopes and aspirations of a people is the greatest and only safety in a sane society.
Author: Emma Goldman

The fringed curtains of thine eye advance.
Author: William Shakespeare

The future is here. It's just not widely distributed yet.
Author: William Gibson

The gallery in which the reporters sit has become the fourth estate of the realm.
Author: Lord McCauley

Knock Knock Who's there ! Alf ! Alf who ? Alf all if you don't catch me!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alma ! Alma who ? Alma-nack !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alvin ! Alvin who ! Alvin zis competition - just vait and see!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Amazon ! Amazon who ? Amazon of a gun !
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