Best quotes to send by SMS

Strong feelings do not necessarily make a strong character. The strength of a man is to be measured by the power of the feelings he subdues not by the power of those which subdue him.
Author: William Carleton
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
Author: Marshall McLuhan
I think that, as life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time at peril of being judged not to have lived
Author: Oliver Wendell Holmes Jr.
Look at all the sentences which seem true and question them.
Author: David Reisman
Success is relative. It is what we can make of the mess we have made of things.
Author: T. S. Eliot
The best jokes to send by SMS

What disease do horses fear most?
Hay
Fever!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What do you call the horse than lives next
door?
A neighbour!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What equine likes to cut in line?
A
sawhorse!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What happened to the man who owned a riding
academy?
Business kept falling off!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is a jockey's motto?
Put your money
where your mount is!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes