Best quotes to send by SMS
Sir William Osler The greater the ignorance the greater the dogmatism.
Author: Sir William Osler

Moby I had an epiphany a few years ago where I was out at a celebrity party and it suddenly dawned on me that I had yet to meet a celebrity who is as smart and interesting as any of my friends.
Author: Moby

Seneca The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
Author: Seneca

William James The greatest use of life is to spend it for something that will outlast it.
Author: William James

William Shakespeare The hand that hath made you fair hath made you good.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bless ! Bless who ? I didn't sneeze !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bobby ! Bobby who ? Bobby-n up and down like this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bolton ! Bolton who ? Bolton braces !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bootie ! Bootie who ? Bootieful downtown Burbank !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bowl ! Bowl who ? Bowl me over !
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