Best quotes to send by SMS
Ilya Prigogine The future is uncertain... but this uncertainty is at the very heart of human creativity.
Author: Ilya Prigogine

William Shakespeare The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Author: Unknown

Jadelr and Cristina Cordova I think everyone should have a Beatles phase in their life. I think it's part of growing up in the Western world.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

Homer The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Author: Homer

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ankansas ! Ankansas who ? Ankansas though any piece of wood !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anne ! Anne who ? Anne apple just fell on my head !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
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