Best quotes to send by SMS
Heda Bejar The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Author: Heda Bejar

Donald Trump Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game.
Author: Donald Trump

Jim Bishop The future is an opaque mirror. Anyone who tries to look into it sees nothing but the dim outlines of an old and worried face.
Author: Jim Bishop

Thomas Paine Such is the irresistible nature of truth that all it asks, and all it wants, is the liberty of appearing.
Author: Thomas Paine

William Shakespeare The gaudy, blabbing, and remorseful day Is crept into the bosom of the sea.
Author: William Shakespeare

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Althea ! Althea who ? Althea in court!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amanda ! Amanda who ? Amanda the table!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amin ! Amin who ? Amin man!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Amsterdam ! Amsterdam who ? Amsterdam is like plum jam, but made from hamsters !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anatole ! Anatole who ? Anatole me you're a pain in the neck !
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