Best quotes to send by SMS
Rene Descartes The first precept was never to accept a thing as true until I knew it as such without a single doubt.
Author: Rene Descartes

Jeff Jarvis The first step in blogging is not writing them but reading them.
Author: Jeff Jarvis

Confucius Is virtue a thing remote? I wish to be virtuous, and lo! Virtue is at hand.
Author: Confucius

Cornelius Tacitus In stirring up tumult and strife, the worst men can do the most, but peace and quiet cannot be established without virtue.
Author: Cornelius Tacitus

Heda Bejar The fragrance always remains in the hand that gives the rose.
Author: Heda Bejar

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Adeline ! Adeline who ? Adeline extra to the letter !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Agent ! Agent who ? Agentle breeze !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aitch ! Aitch who ? Bless You !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alba ! Alba ! Alba in the kitchen if you need me !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Alda ! Alda who ? Alda time you knew who it was !
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