Best quotes to send by SMS

Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Author: Joseph Conrad
Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Author: Kenneth Hildebrand
I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson
Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius
Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold
The best jokes to send by SMS

What does ever horse and rider do at the same
time?
Grow old!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What goes into the mouth of a quarter
horse?
Two bits!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is a horse's favourite sport?
Stable
tennis!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What is horse sense?
Stable thinking and the
ability to say nay!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What person strives to ensure safety for
horses?
Ralph Neighder!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes