Best quotes to send by SMS
Joseph Conrad Strength is just an accident arising from the weakness of others.
Author: Joseph Conrad

Kenneth Hildebrand Strong lives are motivated by dynamic purposes.
Author: Kenneth Hildebrand

Emily Dickinson I dwell in possibility...
Author: Emily Dickinson

Lucretius Such evil deeds could religion prompt.
Author: Lucretius

Lois McMaster Bujold Suicidal glory is the luxury of the irresponsible. We're not giving up. We're waiting for a better opportunity to win.
Author: Lois McMaster Bujold

The best jokes to send by SMS
Horse jokes What does ever horse and rider do at the same time? Grow old!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What is a horse's favourite sport? Stable tennis!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What is horse sense? Stable thinking and the ability to say nay!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes

Horse jokes What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes