Best quotes to send by SMS
Yogi Berra The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Otto Von Bismarck Politics is the art of the possible.
Author: Otto Von Bismarck

Robert R. Coveyou The generation of random numbers is too important to be left to chance.
Author: Robert R. Coveyou

Sigmund Freud The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Euripides The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anais ! Anais who ? Anais cup of tea !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anita ! Anita who ? Anita you like I need a hole in the head !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anya ! Anya who ? Anya best behavior !
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