The first half of our lives is ruined by our parents, and the second half by our children.
Author: Clarence Darrow

The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason.
Author: John Cage

Nobody objects to a woman being a good writer or sculptor or geneticist if at the same time she manages to be a good wife, a good mother, good-looking, good-tempered, well-dressed, well-groomed, and unaggressive.
Author: Marya Mannes

The freedom of all is essential to my freedom.
Author: Mikhail Bakunin

The future ain't what it used to be.
Author: Yogi Berra

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agatha ! Agatha who ? Agatha headache. Do you have an aspirin ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aileen ! Aileen who ? Aileen against my Rolls Royce!
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alaska ! Alaska who ? Alaska my mummy !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alceste ! Alceste who ? Alceste to meet him later !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alex ! Alex who ? Alex Plain later !
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