Best quotes to send by SMS

Joy is prayer - Joy is strength - Joy is love - Joy is a net of love by which you can catch souls.
Author: Mother Teresa
Strive for excellence, not perfection.
Author: H. Jackson Brown Jr.
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
Author: Tom Robbins
Stupid men are often capable of things the clever would not dare to contemplate...
Author: Terry Pratchett
Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.
Author: Reggie Leach
The best jokes to send by SMS

How do you lead a horse to water?
With lots
of carrots.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What did the
horse say to whinnie the pooh
while watching his t.v. show?
I wish I could hear you whinnie.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What do you call a horse wearing Venetian
blinds?
A zebra!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What does it mean if you find a horse
shoe?
Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes
What happened to Lady Godiva's horse when he
saw she had
no clothes on?
It made him shy!
This is the joke from a category: Horse jokes