The first condition of immortality is death.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.
Author: Charles Buxton

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
Author: Richard Feynman

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Author: Samuel Butler

The foundation of every state is the education of its youth.
Author: Diogenes Laertius

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
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Why is King Kong big and hairy? So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.
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What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acid ! Acid who ? Acidently on purpose !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adam ! Adam who ? Adam up and tell me the total !
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