Publishers are just middlemen. That's all. If artists could remember that more often, they'd save themselves a lot of aggrevation.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first condition of immortality is death.
Author: Stanislaw J. Lec

The first duty to children is to make them happy, If you have not made them so, you have wronged them, No other good they may get can make up for that.
Author: Charles Buxton

The first principle is that you must not fool yourself - and you are the easiest person to fool.
Author: Richard Feynman

The best liar is he who makes the smallest amount of lying go the longest way.
Author: Samuel Butler

When is an English teacher like a judge? When she hands out long sentences.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

How is a judge like an English teacher? They both hand out long sentences.
This is the joke from a category: Judge jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a watchdog? A terrified postman.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong? Give him the biggest bananas.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes