The fathers have eaten sour grapes, and the children's teeth are set on edge.
Author: Bible

The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
Author: Justice Anthony Kennedy

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Author: Salvador Dali

The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
Author: Georges Bernanos

Who is the smelliest, hairiest monarch in the world? King Pong.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong came to England why would he live in the Tower of London? Because he's a beef-eater.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen? Just don't monkey with him.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes