I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it.
Author: Joan Rivers

The fox has many tricks. The hedgehog has but one. But that is the best of all.
Author: Desiderius Erasmus

Nature is trying very hard to make us succeed, but nature does not depend on us. We are not the only experiment.
Author: R. Buckminster Fuller

Knock Knock Who's there ! Agnes ! Agnes who ? Agnes & Topeka & the Santa Fe !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Al ! Al who ? Al lied !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Albee ! Albee ! Albee a monkey's uncle !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Aldo ! Aldo who ? Aldo anywhere with you !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Alexia ! Alexia who ? Alexia again to open this door !
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