Best quotes to send by SMS
Sigmund Freud The goal of all life is death.
Author: Sigmund Freud

Euripides The gods visit the sins of the fathers upon the children.
Author: Euripides

Thomas a Kempis The good devout man first makes inner preparation for the actions he has later to perform. His outward actions do not draw him into lust and vice; rather it is he who bends them into the shape of reason and right judgement. Who has a stiffer battle to fig
Author: Thomas a Kempis

Bob Marley The good times of today are the sad thoughts of tomorrow.
Author: Bob Marley

Charles de Gaulle The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
Author: Charles de Gaulle

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Armenia ! Armenia who ? Armenia every word I say !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arthur ! Arthur who ! Arthene you in the butchers, haven't I ?
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Astor ! Astor who ? Astor the ball is over !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Avery ! Avery who ? Avery time I come to your house we go through this !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bab ! Bab who ? Bab Boone is a real ape !
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