The First Amendment is often inconvenient. But that is besides the point. Inconvenience does not absolve the government of its obligation to tolerate speech.
Author: Justice Anthony Kennedy

The first duty of a revolutionary is to get away with it.
Author: Abbie Hoffman

The first man to compare the cheeks of a young woman to a rose was obviously a poet; the first to repeat it was possibly an idiot.
Author: Salvador Dali

The first sign of corruption in a society that is still alive is that the end justifies the means.
Author: Georges Bernanos

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance, the wise grows it under his feet.
Author: James Oppenheim

How do you catch King Kong? Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.
This is the joke from a category: King Kong jokes

If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and died. What would they put on his coffin ? A lid !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Acis ! Acis who ? Acis spades !
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Knock Knock Who's there ! Adder ! Adder who ? Adder you get in here ?
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Knock Knock Who's there ! A Fred ! A Fred who ? Who's a Fred of the Big Bad Wolf ?
This is the joke from a category: Knock Knock jokes