Best quotes to send by SMS
Chinese Proverb The gem cannot be polished without friction, nor man perfected without trials.
Author: Chinese Proverb

Sophocles The good befriend themselves.
Author: Sophocles

Andrew Jackson The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson

Boris Pasternak The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothi
Author: Boris Pasternak

Bill Gates The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Author: Bill Gates

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Ashley ! Ashley who ? Ashley-t's foot !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Auntie ! Auntie who ? Auntie glad to see me again !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! B-2 ! B-2 who ? B-2 school on time !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Balanchine ! Balachine who ? Balachine act !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Barbie ! Barbie who ? Barbie Q !
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