I sent the club a wire stating, PLEASE ACCEPT MY RESIGNATION. I DON'T WANT TO BELONG TO ANY CLUB THAT WILL ACCEPT ME AS A MEMBER.
Author: Groucho Marx

The firm, the enduring, the simple, and the modest are near to virtue.
Author: Confucius

The first duty of a man is the seeking after and the investigation of truth.
Author: Cicero

I awoke this morning with devout thanksgiving for my friends, the old and the new.
Author: Ralph Waldo Emerson

The first rule of business, is never sell something you love. Otherwise, you may as well be selling your children.
Author: Hugh Macleod

What is as big as King Kong but doesn't weigh anything? King Kong's shadow.
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Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.
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Where does King Kong sleep? Anywhere he wants to.
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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft? A flat miner.
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If you crossed King Kong and a bell, what would you have? A ding-dong King Kong.
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