Best quotes to send by SMS
Andrew Jackson The great can protect themselves, but the poor and humble require the arm and shield of the law.
Author: Andrew Jackson

Boris Pasternak The great majority of us are required to live a life of constant, systematic duplicity. Your health is bound to be affected if, day after day, you say the opposite of what you feel, if you grovel before what you dislike and rejoice at what bring you nothi
Author: Boris Pasternak

Bill Gates The great thing about a computer notebook is that no matter how much you stuff into it, it doesn't get bigger or heavier.
Author: Bill Gates

Thomas H. Huxley The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
Author: Thomas H. Huxley

William James The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind.
Author: William James

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Beirut ! Beirut who ? Beirut force !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bellows ! Bellows who ? Bellows me some money can I have it please !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Benny ! Bennny who ? Benny thing happening !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bernie ! Bernie who ? Bernie bridges !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Bethany ! Bethany who ? Bethany good movies recently !
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