Best quotes to send by SMS
William Shakespeare The game is up.
Author: William Shakespeare

Unknown Never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by stupidity.
Author: Unknown

Jadelr and Cristina Cordova I think everyone should have a Beatles phase in their life. I think it's part of growing up in the Western world.
Author: Jadelr and Cristina Cordova

Homer The gods, likening themselves to all kinds of strangers, go in various disguises from city to city, observing the wrongdoing and the righteousness of men.
Author: Homer

John Ruskin In order that people may be happy in their work, these three things are needed: They must be fit for it. They must not do too much of it. And they must have a sense of success in it.
Author: John Ruskin

The best jokes to send by SMS
Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Anthea ! Anthea who ? Anthea get home by 8 O'clock, or else !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Apple ! Apple who ? Apple the door myself!
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arfur ! Arfur who ? Arfur got !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Aries ! Aries who ? Aries a reason why I talk this way !
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Knock Knock jokes Knock Knock Who's there ! Arnie ! Arnie who ! Arnie having fun ?
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